How To Swordfight Like A Pro

The materials you need is:

1) A sword, *I don't care what kind of sword ; saber, wooden sword etc*

2) Some green clothes

3) A blond wig

4) And a shield

Okay, start off with a slight swing of your sword towards the right

*Yes, that's how you do it*

Then, do an upper sword cut, just to be sure that your sword slashes would look uber epic.

*Oh yeah, that's more like it*

Now, this is the most critical period of all. At this point on, the slashing technique that you're about to use will be the killing blow whenever you are fighting your enemy. So, you have to make sure this one hit it big time. Now, hold the sword above your head.. and bring your whole wrath upon you target! JUST LIKE THIS!

*Congratulation, you have successfully killed someone*

p/s: This technique will only work once you kidnap your enemy, and then sedate them with drugs so that they would be defenseless. Happy hunting~

Kthanxbye

I just wanted to try a shorter entry this time. I realized that when the time comes, I won't be able to blog like there's no tomorrow, so here goes...

"SAYA INGIN BERPUASA BERSAMA-SAMA AYAH DAN MAK SAYA PADA HARI INI. JADI, JANGAN BERTANYA SAMA ADA SAYA SUDAH MAKAN ATAU BELUM, NANTI SAYA 'SEKEH-SEKEH' KEPALA ANDA, YA?"

*That is all.Thank you*

Red Rose Is The Only Girl I'll Never Be Able To Talk Properly With

What was it that I've been doing all this time that causes me to neglect this blog I wonder..? Well, I'm starting fresh, deleted those two entries before * which I forgotten what I'm suppose to write about* and now I'll finally update this blog with THIS entry.

You remembered Rose? Yes, the girl that ended up being in one group with me for Madam N's assignment? You know how I always wanted to speak to her, but the thing is, Rose has this kind of "air" around her that makes her..a bit unapproachable. It's kinda like a barrier that repels people around her. But the thing is, the only one being repelled is actually me. Yes, I AM the only ONE guy who would never be able to approach her properly. You must be thinking since I'm naive, maybe it's just my imagination. But this time, I'm pretty sure what I felt isn't just mere illusion. When other dudes *especially my friends* approach her, the way she reacts was different. It was more...friendly.. But when it was me.. I felt a tinge of coldness and a bit of rejection..

*it hurts*

I know, I know. The way I describe it isn't really understandable and it ended up making me look like like a snob-nose emo guy. I admit, I am emo. But not THAT kind of emo though. I mean, this girl reminded me of myself in the beginning. Keep things to myself, don't reveal too much of my feelings to anyone and never look straight into someone's eyes. That's what happened when I tried to talk to her. No eye contact whatsoever.

*seriously*

it's driving me insane..to the point of me being like this..

*I'm losing my mind..*