Kerana Mulut Badan Binasa

Assalamulaikum..

Today, aku nak cakap skit pasal perihal mulut. Mulut ialah organ manusia yang paling cantik sekali. Seperti korang sedia maklum, mulut manusia ni ialah salah satu nikmat yang Tuhan bagi kat kita, kalau tak kerana mulut, tkde la kita boleh makan, bercakap dengan orang lain dan yg penting sekali, kalau takde mulut, susah jugak la kita nk beribadat, kan? 

Ehem. Sekadar pembuka bicara..

*I honestly don't know why Spongebob's here..*

Okay la, let's get to the point. Pernah tak kawan-kawan korang berlawak dengan korang menggunakan ayat yang memang straight to the point langsi habesssss? And kalau korang melawan balik, diorang automatically assume yang korang ni tacing gila vavi? I don't know lah kalau korang pun selalu *or lebih tepat lagi, memang* mengamalkan cara pergaulan dengan member macam tu, tapi aku will NEVER and EVER biasa dengan situasi ni. 

*I'll freak out eventually*

You see, masa sepanjang hidup aku, ayah aku ajar aku supaya tak mencari masalah dengan orang. Mulut ni sentiasa kena jaga, sebabnya kita tak tau kalau apa-apa perkataan yang kita tuturkan tu berkemungkinan mengecilkan hati seberapa pihak. That is why sepanjang 5 years of my high school career, aku hidup sebagai seorang pacifist, takde musuh, takde kawan. Then bila aku masuk U, aku kena culture shock, cara layanan manusia-manusia ni jauh menyimpang daripada apa yang aku belajar dari ayah aku selama ni. *yes, I know. aku ni memng tak ikut perkembangan semasa*

*The word says it all*

Bila aku dah kenal agak lama diorang ni semua, kesopanan diorng pada awal-awal dulu terhadap aku pun berubah sikit demi sedikit ke arah kelangsian yang aku mentioned kat atas...Awal-awal haritu, aku tak melawan kalau diorng cakap macam tu kat aku, in fact aku just take it as a joke. But then lama-lama aku merasakan setiap kata-kata diorang tu seolah-olah merendahkan harga diri aku. Sebagai seorang lelaki.And to make it worse, aku rasa seolah-olah diorang pijak kepala aku cenggitu je..

*Yeah, I know. Ego is men's worst fear..*

I remembered once, member aku Kakyoin cakap kat aku macam ni "eik eik, tak boleh bawak bergurau dah dia ni." lepas aku lawan balik apa yang dia cakap kat aku. Then member aku yang lagi sorang ni pulak, Guy namenye, bila nampak aku melenting, terus dia cakap "sekali tembak dah lunyai." Yo bro, aku tau la kau jenis "don't give a f**k" psal orang lain punya perasaan, but at least cut me some slack will ya? Aku ni kawan kau, kalau kau bergurau ikut adab takpe jugak, tapi kalau dah bergurau melebih-lebih, nerd macam aku pun boleh mengamuk bro.. 

Haritu, entah kenapa darah aku ni menyirap aje. Kalau boleh aku nampak aje sape-sape yang dekat, mau je aku bersilat dengan diorng ni. Nasib baik iman aku ni ckup-ckup untuk halang aku dari buat keje gila. *sigh*
Lepas berapa lama, aku mengucap bebanyak, baru la aku tenang balik.

K la, tu je aku nk cakap. Assalamualaikum. bye.

p/s: Pengajaran disini ialah "Jagalah mulut anda agar anda tidak mengecilkan hati rakan anda dan juga orang lain" Thank you.

p/s2: pada member2 aku yang bace ni, korang tengok la luahan hati aku ni. Kalau aku cakap depan2 kate aku ni kuat tacing, haa. Bace la, bace la. Aku tau korang gurau, tapi at least kurangkan la skit, paham-paham la aku mcmne. Kalau perasaan korang, aku jage je..can't you do the same for me?

Worst Possible Conclusion?

Assalamualaikum. 

Last night was a bit sad for me. You know how I said that right now, there's no way Orange would accept me, right? Well, last night I actually went overboard again when she finally got online. I guess those signs that says "I've been single for too long" is obvious all over my face. -.-

But that's not the point that makes me sad actually. You see, Orange asked me a question. She said, "If I'm really not around anymore..I wonder what would happen to you?* That question of hers was a response to my post on her wall *the one that I said "Oi crazy.I miss you.*. Somehow, someway, out all all possible answers I chose the most immature one. I said "I will become crazy. Seriously.*Wussy answer ftw.

I don't know why, but I think....I think that answer actually made her lose any kind of mutual respect she had of me. It's..it's a bit frustrating, when you know you love that girl, but you can't do anything else in order to make her love you back. You tried to become blunt about the way you express your feelings to her, but sometimes, even if you said something so honest, the girl that you like wouldn't really believe what you said. And at the same time, it became so apparent that you're acting like that because you're desperate to get a hold of her, because you know, the moment you step back, other guys would act like a pack of hungry hyenas just to get her attention. 

 Getting the word "I love you too" is the most hardest thing any guy could possibly imagine. *At least, that's what I think for myself*. I always wondered to myself, "How does those girls feel, knowing that some average joe's loving them so much, but they can't do anything because they don't feel anything for the poor guy in the first place?" It makes everything worse since I have a lot of time in hand, making me incapable of doing something else other than thinking about my life and crap. -.-

Then I remember something from a khutbah. The ustaz said, when we silence ourselves, we would only feel shame once. But once we open our mouth, some of the words would cause us shame for a life time. Right now, that's what happening to me. From today, I think it's better for me to NOT open my mouth again when it's about Orange. Because I know I can't control myself when I think about her.

*I wonder if I'll go crazy for doing this?*

Assalamualaikum. Have a nice day.

Silat Cekak Pemberi Keberanian

Assalamualaikum

Morning korang. Hari ni, aku nak cakap sikit pasal silat cekak yang aku masuk baru-baru ni. You see, according to Ammar, abng Azzam, merangkap instructor silat aku tu pernah kate, "siapa yang masuk silat cekak ni, akan terbit perasaan berani yang lain macam dari dalam diri dia. You see, aku ni jenis orang yang tak berapa percaya benda yang macam tu. But, some of the things that happened to me this couple of months doesn't really make any sense. 

Examples:

1) I became honest about my feelings to Orange.

2) Aku jadi berani sikit untuk berhadapan dengan orang-orang yang aku tak pernah terfikir pun akan tegur.

3) Aku berani bidas pendapat orang lain terhadap aku, tak kira baik atau buruk.

4) I change my hair style...into something far more deadlier.

These 4, are things that I never imagine I would be able to do. Now everything started to makes sense. I guess the act of purifying myself yang dimestikan untuk semua pesilat tu, memberi kesan secara psikologi ke atas diri aku ni. Does that mean, mase tu, aku secare tidak langsung telah membuang sifat-sifat negatif aku?

Nevertheless, kalau silat boleh membantu aku jadi manusia yang lebih baik, aku akan praktikkan ke akhir hayat aku. Next time aku cite pulak pasal research yang aku buat pasal silat ni and about one more silat yang might membantu aku kalau nak melatih refleks sebagai seorang pesilat amatur, iaitu silat pulut.

Oh yes. There is one single fact that I overlooked till now. I am actually a martial artist, and I didn't even realize that sooner. Silly me, haha.

Assalamualaikum and happy sleeping.

I AM NOT NORMAL

Assalamualaikum

Good evening. Tonight I'm going to talk about something that might bored you to death. After learning about the relationship between language and the human brain, I was suddenly called into doing further research regarding this fascinating creation that God had given to us humans. Let me start this, *not so much* thesis with a personal experience of mine.

When I was in kindergarten, I was one of the children with deficiency in learning. I was slow in understanding what's going on around me. I didn't realized it that time, but now that my mind had developed enough for me to think with logical sense, I realized that I am not as smart as I thought I would be. I was placed second last in the whole grade. I thought it wasn't serious *since it was in kindergarten* and the only reason I managed to scored a hefty sum of good grades in English during primary school was because I had my fair share of practice with my mother in the form of language usage training since I was 5 years old. * I must say her methods works splendid with this inferior brain of mind*. But as time goes on, I started to notice my limits in understanding language comprehensions with matters involving logical thinking. In fact, I am slowest when it comes to general knowledge. 

Fast forward to the present day, and I am still being haunted by the fact that I am so slow. That was until I learn about this brain of mine and it's connection with me being a south-paw. Now, let's get on with facts shall we?

Our brain consist of 2 different hemispheres. Each corresponding to different functions. The way the brain works is incredibly complex, but this simplified explanation will give you some understanding of where our left-hand dominance comes from. The brain is "cross-wired" so that the left hemisphere controls the right handed side of the body and vice-versa and hand dominance is connected with brain dominance on the opposite side. 

 *Here's a simple chart on how the brain works*

Linear Thinking

The left hemisphere as you all may know, is where our ability to write, understanding language comprehensions, logical thinking, mathematics skill, our ability to list out simple/ complex matters, and our scientific skill are located and developed. As it suggested above, the left hemisphere of the brain is associated with those who are right-handed. Making sure people who are right handed to be inclined in subject that requires them to think and depends on logical explanations. A good example would be Mathematics. This is one particular subject that I would never be able to master. I do not know much of a right handed person since I myself am not.

Holistic Thinking

The right hemisphere of the brain is where all the creative part of the human nature such as emotions, creativity, imaginations, our ability to decipher an area of dimension and the ability to describe a picture as a whole is nurtured from birth. Also as it suggested above, this part of the brain is associated with those who are left-handed aka South-paw. You might be puzzled why I said I get good grades in English and Malay although my specialty has nothing to do with this. Well, us south-paws have what scholar and scientist called "spacial awareness". In doing tests and quizzes, we were usually presented with choices that unintentionally mess with our ability to choose wisely, obscuring our mind from choosing the right answer. Spacial awareness acts as our last fail safe to differentiate between right or wrong. It's not like we choose the answers because it has the probability of being right, but it's because we KNOW it's right. Unfortunately, this ability has it's fair share of weakness. Sometimes *but not all the time* our cockiness would get the better of us and cause a 'miss' in our choice. Causing an error in our depth of perception.

Now let's see here. Here are reasons why in lectures, I have trouble to fully understand what I'm learning. As a left-handed person, the way my brain works is tweaked to be the opposite of how right-handed person think. If they learn parts by parts and continuing on into a whole, we actually takes matters a whole first. Knowing the answer but not knowing the details. That's why we would know what it is we're learning, but we don't really understand the gist of it.

*And here I am torturing myself into thinking why I was so slow in the first place*

Here's another simple way for me to explain about how the brain receives information. Were you aware that our brain takes in that information from right, to left? Let use an example. I see a car. What would I say once I saw the car? Simple. The first thing that comes into my mind would be "That is a car". It would take me a couple of seconds to finally access the whole picture and say "That car is my father's". But for right-handed person, they would immediately say "That car is you father's". See? Because I was using the right-hemisphere of my brain, the information had to do a detour before I can finally use the information at my disposal.

Effects of right brain dominance 

The view that left-handers such a myself are clumsy and awkward is not down to our natural abilities, but being forced to use right-handed tools and machinery which is completely back-to-front for us. In other words, we cannot live normally since the present world does let us to do so.

In conclusion, it is a sad thing for me to say that I am indeed a slow person. This research proves that the only way for me to become normal is by tempering with my brain, training it to think outside of the box and use the way of thinking that usually applied by those of the  left brain dominance. Therefore, that concludes my research on how the human brain works.

Assalamualaikum and good evening.

 

Things That I Know and Love About You: Part(2)

Excuse moire' ladies and gentlemen. Here's the continuation of the list I mention in my previous post. 

#11: She loves eating fatty foods. -.- . I know, you guys must be wondering why I mention this, right? Well, most girls nowadays are freaking afraid about letting themselves go all out when eating. They worry too much about their figure and whatnot. Orange's a bit different, she does worries, but instead of putting much pressure on herself, she just think of it as a nuisance. Oh, btw, she adores cheezy wedges. She'll go GAGA all over it. :D

*I wonder if Orange would drool while seeing this?*

#12: Orange said that once, her neighbors actually did something bad to her family. From that point on, she detest them.What's funny is, her neighbors did so in the first place because her family was.. different. It amazes me how under that quirky exterior of hers, lies something far more different and sad altogether.

*smiling, but sad * 

#13: Somewhere in her past, Orange had her fair share of being a sadist.*Don't get me wrong, I'm not a fan of S&M, mind that* The story goes like this. Once, there was a rat in her house, what Orange did was she hit it with her dad's golf club *or was it something else?* What makes it strange is, she think it felt good. The moment she hit the rats head and it spilled like watermelons make her feel..happy? I don't know for sure, but Orange is an expert in mind-f**king my brain that sometimes I don't know what's right or what's wrong.

 *sadistic to the core, literally*

#14:During her highschool years, she enrolled into MBS. Since *if I'm not mistaken* it was suppose to be boys school(?)and since she's entering form 6 *which is the only place with girls in it*, most of her classmates *boys, of course* would be awkward around her. *especially this one particular guy, Barathan..something..* Then one day, she went out for recess quite late. So she had to eat like super quick since time's running out.The prefect comes in into the fray, trying to persuade her to leave her food. That's when Orange rebellious nature kicks in and she fought off the prefect *verbally though*. Towards the end, some of the people that aid her during that time became her friends, but she still ends up cleaning the canteen alone though..


#15: Orange told me that she was once freaking slim during highschool. I won't argue with that since she showed me old pictures of hers. Well, she does look lovely before. But honestly, I think she looks better now.Orange had a theory about how she ends up being chubby. She said, after school time's over, her friends would usually treat her to some snacks. Since MBS are adjacent to fast food joints, *Mcd..blabla* you could say that Orange had no problem looking for food AND shelter during her highschool days * lulz..sarcasm* She said that her friends *mostly guys* are jealous of her figure *I was just wondering why guys would jealous or a girl's figure..I dunno..*So they would intentionally buys her fatty foods and stuff. *I must say, other than the fact that Orange had a sadistic nature, she does love conspiracy theories too* But I think she's already lovely the way she is.

 

That's it for now. Next time I'll be updating with more facts. Wait for it Orange.

Kau Benci Pun Takpe. Kau Still Kawan Aku. :)

Assalamualaikum budak Aliah.

 *HAHA, ni dia gambar kau yang paling interframe skali yang still dalam simpanan aku*

Mesti pelik gile vavi kan aku tiba-tiba buat entry ni. Well cenggini sebenarnye. Aku tau la aku layan kau kasar sangat, tapi tu sebab aku rase selese bile lepak dengan kau. Kau jangan la salah faham pulak, aku ni saje je nak tengok kau marah-marah. Okay, fine. Kau kate kau tak selesa sebab aku tumbuk-tumbuk lengan kau tu, and aku ni memang takde hak pun nk berlagak mcam aku ni abng kau pulak layan kau mcam tu.  Tapi, bila aku buat mcam tu, aku rase mcam daily life aku ni ade tujuan tau tak?

Menyakat kau la jadi tujuan aku. Okay, maybe kau memang dah benci gile vavi la dengan aku sekarang, but you know what? Kalau kau nak benci aku pun tak kisah. Tau sebab ape? Sebabnye, kau ni budak pompuan prtame yang jd date aku *kau yang kate, dating tak semestinye dengan gf/bf, kalau dengan best friend pun boleh jugak* that's why aku rase kau ni antara member aku yang special. 

By the way, aku bukan saje-saje nak puji kau supaye kau maafkan aku eh, tapi ape yang aku rase ni bende yg aku betul-betul jujur rase tentang kau. That's what I honestly think of you la. You are my best friend, and a special one. Besides.. kalau kau tumbuk aku balik pasni pun aku tak kisah. Why? Sebab aku suke jadi member kau. Kalau tak, takde la aku ajak kau lepak semate-mate supaye aku boleh jab lengan kau lagi en? Haha. Well, I don't mind what you think about me after this, I just hope that you'll know how I felt about you. 

You're my friend in the past, now, and in the future.

p/s Okay, kalau kau dah abis bace *IF kau bace* then kau dipersilakan muntah hijau skrang disebabkan ke"cheezy"an post aku ni. Wokey Aliah, good luck exam kau eh, *mane la tau kau tknak ckp ngn aku lagi ke, sebab tu aku wish kat sini*

Assalamualaikum budak Aliah. :)

Orange! Grrrr *I'm angry not horny t-.-t*

Excuse moire' 

You know how last time I talk about me challenging Orange to be my girl friend right? Well it turns out she REALLY didn't give shit about the thing after all. In fact, she was uber relax when she had the chance to reply to my IM's. 

Just as a sign of good sport, I intentionally posted on her FB saying "See? I won! You don't have any chances in the first place! Hoho!" *damn, I sounded like a cocky cock douche -.-* But then out of no where, she replied by saying. "you're the loser actually ^^" And I was sitting here LIKE A BOSS enjoying my time online. And she uttered that one sentence, causing my face to be like this.

*lol no way I'm doing this....OK I did..a little*

Sure, technically, I AM the loser, since she actually rejected me as a whole, but since I taking this the positive way *which I'm trying so hard right now* That's just literally means that I have to endure whatever it takes for me to get her. Which also means I'll have crap load of time to readying myself for the worse. Pretty much I just have to try again next time. I AM A GUY. AND THERE'S NO FREAKING WAY THIS IS GOING TO BE A SMOOTH SAILING FOR ME. 

Rest assured Orange. I did win that bet. And next time. I'm going to be the one that's prevailed. Heheh baby, you won't be able to see this one coming that easily. I find my own way. JUST YOU WAIT.

*Okay, it is just me, or does that sound a tad bit creepy that what it intended to mean..? t-.-t*

Excuse moire', I'm heading out.

I Did Something Right? Right?

Assalamualaikum. 

*kenapa la aku ni jiwang sangat??*

"ala relax ah . perempuan mane reti merajuk , marah lelame . Merajuk , marah ape sume tu tanda sayang"- Dyana Zainal

 aku petik kate-kate nasihat ni daripada sorng member pompuan aku yang agak sempoi kalau nk dibandingkan daripada pompuan biasa.

Cerite nye mcam ni. Semenjak dua menjak ni, aku terase macam ade sesuatu yang berubah dalam diri aku ni. Aku terase macam nk jadi peramah dengan semua orang. So, disebabkan aku dah buat mcam ni dengan semua orang, aku nk buat yang same dekat Oren. Aku cube untuk cari pasal la dengn die ni. I mean, alah sje je la nak usik. Die kate kalau berbahas die memang sentiase nk menang. So, aku cube cabar die menggunakan sesuatu yang die takkan dapat lawan and aku sure menang.

Aku hantar request untuk dia jadi girlfriend aku.. HAHA. Bodoh kan? Aku kate kalau dia tak terime, mknenye aku menang. Dia kalah. *oh..why the hell did I said so in the first place..t-.-t* At that time, I didn't think twice, aku cume fikir "Kalau aku tak buat, aku tak rugi. Kalau aku buat pun aku tak rugi ape-ape. Kalau dia tak terime, aku menang. meaning, aku kene usaha lagi in the future.Tapi kalau dia terima, aku kalah but still happy."  

You know what's worse? Dia cakap kat aku supaya "jangn buat bende yang dia tak suke. Dia SERIUS." Knowing what she had said, I did it anyway. Seriously , this time I really blew everything up. If what Dyana said above is true..then that means aku kne tunggu lah. Maybe Oren tak rase ape-ape pun dengan ape yang aku buat ni. Ye aku tau, Orange is the type of women that wouldn't give shit about things that she doesn't hold any interest in. Dia tu jenis perempuan yang sempoi. So, ade banyak kemungkinan yang cuma aku sorng je yang fikir bukan-bukan ni. Macam biase la kan, aku ni memang cepat fikir negatif. Mase-mase macam ni lah  aku akan tepuk dada aku and say "alll iz well" macam yang Aamir Khan buat dlm cite 3 Idiots tu. *lol sempat lagi aku sembang pasal movie -.-*

So yea, si Oren ni pulak ade exam esok. Aku rase memang patut pun dia ignore aku buat mase ni. Aku pun rse macam bersalah plak buat macam ni time die dekat-dekat nak final ni. Macam siot je..
Well, biar lah mase yang menentukan sume. *tak boleh blah ayat aku* if dalam satu jangka masa tu, Oren mcam dh lupe kat aku, aku redha je lah. Ade jodoh, ade lah.

Assalamualaikum.

p/s Oren, good luck exam kau k

*Smile

Assalamualaikum all.

  

Nothing much to say other than the fact that..

OREN PAKAI TUDUNG!! OMAIGAWD

*Alololololololo XD*

Manis je mukenye. \-.-/ *I'm being honest, reallly*

p/s Hadoii, Oren. Kau buat camni, lagi bertambah2 la perasaan suke aku kat kau, tau tak? and boohoo low quality pics. aku tk dpt nk songlap pic Oren yg besar skit sbb profile pic die private. Capital F to Facebook privateness t-.-t

That's all, Assalamualaikum kthanxbai